Funny Isn't Real

by New Swears

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about

all songs recorded at the Fun Boy Club House
produced by Shitty Mike (Simpson)

Bruised Tongue Records
Dirt Cult Records
Bachelor Records

credits

released 07 March 2013

We dedicate this album to our lord and savior Peepers the squirrel a.k.a. the party animal R.I.Peepers, he died doin what he loved.... peeping
(May 1st 2012 to Feb 2nd 2013)

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Track Name: Jon's coke
I know what I did probly wasn't good
but I really don't give a shit
I don't have time to
stand around and feel bad about it
I said we were good friends
but a ring on my finger isn't what I wanted
just cus I let you do coke off my john
doesn't mean I wanna meet your mom
your mom

I'm never gonna dial you long distance
It was a long time comin
but I fucked it up so please leave me alone
You said that you get it
but I guess I'm just a coward anyway
Now all we all we all we got is memories
so let's put it to sleep

It's ok you're far away x4
Track Name: Good Girls
Never been to church not willing to try
gonna take you downtown for the love of christ
You sinned before so you got down on your knees and prayed
You sinned again oh lord you'll never change

Sometimes good girls go bad
but bad girls they never go good

you had some good times you had some fine times
but you never had a bad time till you met me

Sometimes good girls go bad
but bad girls they never go good

I called your house and your poppa wouldn't let you come to the phone
In the downtown streets he will never know the things you do to me
you're older now you're a woman now
and you're ready to be taken by a man
there's nothin special about your innocence

Sometimes good girls go bad
but bad girls they never go good
Sometimes good girls go bad
but bad girls they never go good
they never go good
they never go good
they never go good
Track Name: Pig Farm
Put the arms in the green garbage bags legs in the black ones
Peel off her face and wear it like a mask just like in batman

She's gone and it don't mean nothin
She's gone and it don't mean nothin at all
She's gone and it don't mean nothin
She's gona and it don't mean nothin at all

Put her in the trunk of my car
Take her body to the pig farm
Cut off a lock of her hair
Keep it in my back pocket
ohh yeah

In my back pocket
that's where I keep all my memories
In my back pocket

She was just a girl
My beautifull JOJO

She's gone and it don't mean nothin
She's gone and it don't mean nothin at all
She's gone and it don't mean nothin
She's gona and it don't mean nothin at all
Track Name: Paradise
Another day in paradise
Tranquilize me and butter my soul
My life's a mess and I feel no pain
I got no tears runnin from my eyes
Nothin changed when you turned 23
You're still a young man

All this alcohol is bad for my brain
but it's legal, it's legal
All this dirt won't wash off my face
cus it's bruises and these bruises won't go away
these bruises won't go away

Troubled times in disguise
All I see is fear in your eyes
It ain't easy but I wouldn't have it any other way
i'm just livin my life for today

day by day by dayyy
day by day by
day by day by

All this alcohol is bad for my brain
but it's legal, it's legal
All this dirt won't wash off my face
cus it's bruises and these bruises won't go away
these bruises won't go away

All this alcohol is bad for my brain
All this alcohol is bad for my brain
All this alcohol is bad for my brain
All this dirt won't go away
Track Name: Cerveza
Cerveza Senorita it's nice to meet ya its nice to meet ya
Cerveza Senorita it's nice to meet ya its nice to meet ya

I'm just a senor from El Salvador
if you wanna meet me by the beach
I know you been workin hard in the motel by the schoolyard
if you wanna meet me by the beach

Cerveza Senorita it's nice to meet ya its nice to meet ya
Cerveza Senorita it's nice to meet ya its nice to meet ya

It's a nice day so I'll spend all my pesos on you

Cerveza Senorita it's nice to meet ya its nice to meet ya
Cerveza Senorita
Track Name: Rather be Dead
rather be dead than sitting here next to you honey babe.
BULLET IN my head. I can't believe the words you just said.
i'm so fed up, i've had enough. common baby be cool!
I don't understand how guys deal with girls like you

pretend your my friend. you think your one of us you got a messed up head.
run while you can, cause you don't know the kind of man i am.
you said you don't like me but you still showed up tonight.
you're talking to those other guys and you leave me with my knuckles white

i thought things were getting better.
but you can't seem to keep your shit together
and you blame it on meeeee baby
its your god damn personality
you think i'm playing hard to get but I'm really seeing someone else
now i'm just praying for the day that you can get over your self

rather be dead than sitting here next to you honey babe.
BULLET IN my head. I can't believe the words you just said.
i'm so fed up, i've had enough. common baby be cool!
I don't understand how guys deal with girls like you
Track Name: Liquor Store
I gotta go to the liquor store
and when I'm ready to talk i'll open my mouth
and let it all come out girl without a doubt
you're gonna find out
they're gonna find out
x2

Baby can't you see what this means to me
Did them a favor but they say it's a tragedy
25 to life if they find the knife
So come on little girl we only got tonight
tonight

Just got home and there's food on the stove
Blood on my hands looks like you've seen a ghost
God knows everybody's gotta go
he's just a little too slow, a little to slow


Baby can't you see what this means to me
Did them a favor but they say it's a tragedy
25 to life if they find the knife
So come on little girl we only got tonight
tonight
Track Name: Burning Man
Goin down to burnin man
Gonna take some LSD
No way not me bud
No way not me

Gonna take my moms car
It's a six cylinder
Gonna get there faster
Gonna burn alot of gas

It's a long and dusty road
so take your dirty boots and go
chewin gum and suckin chew
I used it all so pardon me

and I can see clearly so give me some whiskey
cus I don't wanna see you clearly no more

I got a rattle snake in my boot
some little punk tried to steal my loot
Jesus is with me I know he's here
I saw his face in the bottom of my beer
Hey man

I'm drinking fucked up liquid mixtures
My eyes are filled with kaleidoscope pictures
reality is something that I'm not familiar with
the sun is creepin on me like the devils kiss
My skin is peelin off me like a sun dried reptile
Let's get naked and see the oasis (definitely not the band Oasis)
Track Name: See You In Hull
Didn't make it to the beer store so I'll see you in Hull

Didn't make it to the beer store so I'll see you in Hull
King cans of Bud and 50 and Maximum Ice

Fuck Bootleg and fuck sex on the beach
Gatineau girls they just don't do it for me
Une biere froid pour moi et mon ami
we're goin drinkin, goin drinkin out on the street

Goin to the chinese dep
it's kinda like the beer store but they got chips and crack

Didn't make it to the beer store so I'll see you in Hull
King cans of Bud and 50 and Maximum Ice

and poutine and quebec classiques
poutine and quebec classiques x3

Goin to the chinese dep
it's kinda like the beer store but they got chips and crack

Goin to the chinese dep
it's kinda like the beer store but they got chips and crack
crack crack crack crack crack CRAAAACKKKKKK
Track Name: Two Darts
I only got two darts left
I only got two darts left
And I'm savin one just for you now honey
yeah I'm savin one just for you

Are we awake Is this the best dream ever
It's cold outside so I gave you my leather
your sister says that I'm lookin real dumb
just chewin out the rhythm of my bubbly gum

I only got two darts left
I only got two darts left
And I'm savin one just for you now honey
yeah I'm savin one just for you

Hangin out in our ripped jeans
there's a party goin on it's Johnny's 19th
Daddy said I'm nothin but trouble
lookin for fights with my brass knuckles
Don't listen to anything he says
Grab some pizza and head to my crib

I've got you by the tail girl we're gonna thumb gun till we're done
Got my shades got my cool shoes on feel so right never goin home
and I'm never gonna leave you alone
and I'm never gonna leave you alone
and I'm never gonna leave you alone
and I'm never gonna leave you alone

I only got two lips left
I only got two lips left
and I'm savin this kiss for you now honey
yeah I'm savin this kiss for you